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I recently stumbled across this guy’s blog who goes be the name of Maddox. He has been around for ages, but he writes some of the funniest stuff I’ve read in a long time. Mostly, his writings remind me of some of the many conversations that I often have with one of my other friends, but a little more on the ridiculous side of things. Anyway, I stumbled across the website when I was bored and browsing through Fark. The article I was reading was about the whales that had beached themselves in Australia. One of the posters placed this lovely on the posting board:

Once again Maddox says it best.

http://maddox.xmission.com/whales_suck.html

So, I naturally went to the link and proceeded to laugh my ass off! The article outlined the various ways in which whales suck and stupid people are for always trying to save them. He even stated that whales don’t do anything for us that is positive, so why should we care about them? It was so ridiculous that I had to keep laughing (I highly recommend you give it a good read). At the bottom of the article was a link that stated simply, “Back to how much I rule…” Well, I couldn’t leave that link alone, so I was sent to his main page. At the top of the page was his latest article entitled, “Star Wars Episode III: a steaming pile of Sith.”

Be careful: if you haven’t seen Star Wars, and want to, don’t read that article as it will spoil the movie for you, not that you don’t know what happens anyway.

So, I read this review of Star Wars and was laughing so hard by the end of it, that my stomach and face muscles hurt and I just couldn’t laugh anymore. As much as I was telling everyone that I enjoyed watching the movie, as stated in my previous post, this guy totally nailed the problems with the movie, in a style that will have you in stitches. Anyhow, I thoroughly enjoyed the review and I proceeded to read more of the site. Among my other favorites (that I’ve had time to go through) was, “How to kill yourself like a man.” Needless to say, I assume that Maddox is being satirical in this article, but it is quite a funny read. Anyway, just wanted to share my latest source of entertainment on the web with the rest of you. Please be aware that if you are offended by strong and explicit language or are simply easily offended, don’t click on any of the links because you will be offended. Enjoy!

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