Blog of Bermanism

I’m alive and continue to exist on the left coast. I’m sure you knew that already, but I’m not sure my blog knew that. So, I felt the need to inform my blog that I’m alive and haven’t dropped off the face of the planet, entirely.

Me: Blog, I’m alive

Blog: Good to know. I was feeling neglected.

Me: I think about you all the time

Blog: I know you’ve been cheating on me with Twitter! You twit!

Me: I, um…. stammer, stammer, kick the dust gingerly…. um….

Blog: Don’t deny it, I have RSS just like everyone else.

Me: This isn’t what it looks like. I can explain!

Blog: Go explain it to someone who cares.

Me: I love you.

Blog: Really?

Me: Only on Tuesdays.

Blog: …

And, now that we’ve accomplished that randomness, I’ll return to you to your regularly scheduled reality.

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