Dec 22 2006
A Diet Full of Holidays
Ah, the holidays. A time filled with love and giving, multi-million dollar advertising campaigns and extortion, and eating until your round little belly splits up the sides spilling out that last bit of eggnog you just couldn’t go without. Yes, the holiday cheer is definitely in the air, and there isn’t a damn thing I can do about it.
Seriously though, the holidays are a weird time of year for me. Being Jewish, I don’t celebrate Christmas in any way, and, being an American Jew, Christmas is shoved in my face on a regular basis from a few weeks before Thanksgiving until after New Year’s. The season is shoved in my face both figuratively and literally, the latter in the form of countless holiday parties that are put on by the dozen or so people/organizations that you spend most of your time with. The main attraction at these holiday parties is, of course, food. Massive quantities of food, and not the kind of food that is good and healthy for you; comfort foods filled to the brim with fats, sugars, triglycerides, alcohols and anything else not good for you. To date, since the onset of the holiday season, I’ve now attended about six holiday parties, each one with a literal ton of food and alcohol. So, I, being who I am (and doing everything the hard way), decided to start a diet during this season of shopping mania, the draining of bank accounts like no other time of year, and the stuffing your face with the passion of a feral pig. That’s right folks, Ari is on a diet!! Ok, before any of you say that I’m not fat, I know that I’m not fat. The reason I went on the diet was to reach a more ideal weight for rowing. See, I’m about 8 inches shorter than the rest of my rowing team, and since most of rowing happens with the legs, I have a severe mechanical disadvantage when trying to compete with other members of my team for positions in boats. So, I have to make up for my lack of height by training my ass off, by having the best technique that I can, and by having an ideal power to weight ratio. The lighter I am and the stronger I am, the more effective I am in the boat because I won’t weigh it down as much. I rowed this entire season at 180lbs. When I rowed in college, I was 153lbs, which is lightweight. For masters rowing, winter lightweight is 165 and spring is 160. If I can keep my current strength and lose 15-20 lbs, my adjusted strength will be right about where everyone else is in my boats, which means that I would make it go faster, which is a good thing.
So, that is the reason for the diet (plus, I just really want to look good in a swimsuit). Surprisingly, the diet hasn’t been that difficult for me. I’ve just been much more conscious of what and how much I’m eating and adjusting my intake when I work out more or less. I haven’t felt that hungry and I have had much more energy than usual. This has been a very good thing, and I’m excited to finally lose my belly. As of this morning, I am 169lbs from a starting weight of 179lbs. I’ve lost 10lbs in three weeks!! While that kind of weight loss doesn’t hold a candle to the loss seen on The Biggest Loser, it is still a loss 5.6% of my starting weight, that’s 1/20 of myself. So, I’m very proud and very happy. It will be interesting to see if I can hang on to the diet and weight loss while my parents are in town over the week. We’re likely to go out to dinner a lot at the many delicious establishments in San Francisco. As long as I don’t gain any back, I’ll be happy. If I can hold my weight here and then pick it up again after the 1st, that will be perfect. I’ve got a few more days until they arrive, so I’ll see if I can get to 167 by then.
For those that don’t know, I weighed 210lbs at my heaviest in grad school. Picking up competitive rowing again definitely helped out with a lot of the initial weight loss. I was 185 when I moved to California. Then, as a product of living in San Francisco (which is generally healthier than most other places), and by stepping up my training at my new rowing club, I lost an additional five pounds without even thinking about it. To date, over the last two years, I have lost 41lbs (19.5%). The most interesting side-effect of losing the weight (and growing my hair longer) has been that I apparently look a lot younger than I did before. Over the last few weeks, I’ve been carded at every alcohol purchase followed by a look of shock when they realize that I’m 32. When I tell them that I’m also a doctor, they nearly faint. It is really interesting. This must be what my father experiences on a regular basis. He’s stuck in a time-dilation field of some sort because he always looks 20 years younger than he is. Hopefully, I inherited that aspect of his physiology (as long as I take care of myself).
So, that is my tale of dieting during the holiday season. I will say that it takes an enormous amount of self-restraint to lose weight during this time of year, but the rewards are well worth it, and I won’t need to make some half-hearted new year’s resolution about losing the holiday poundage. So, Happy Holidays to all. May you find an extra $1,000 between the cushions on your couch and may the recipients of your hard-fought gifts be pleased with how you spent your third quarter earnings.